My weekend highlight was a unicorn attacking Martin Brundle

Martin Brundle meets his match in the pit lane in Shanghai Credit: XThe earth was without form, and void. And darkness was over the face of the deep, for it was international break weekend and there was no proper sport on the telly. No decent football, no decent cricket, no decent rugby and yet still so, so much sport: many hundreds of hours of programming, and yet hardly anything you would want to watch. Poor Martin Brundle being set upon by a unicorn was the most memorable moment.

By Sunday evening, you were crying out for something, for anything. An update on the job security of Ruud van Nistelrooy. Jamie Redknapp breaking his silence on Bournemouth. Something about Everton, even. But no.…