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Michael Phelps to race a Great White Shark for Discovery's Shark Week

Related Topics: Shark Week, Michael Phelps, Shark

There's naming something cryptically and then there's naming something Phelps Vs. Shark: Great Gold Vs Great White, which is so blunt it circles past obvious-town and settles right back into vague-ville. Discovery is naming a Shark Week program this, although it's worth looking just to make sure that that title isn't for a SyFy feature (with a sequel called Phelpsnado: The Gilding). Apparently Shark Week wasn't enough of a meme for the Discovery Channel, so they decided to make humans race huge fish because ... reasons.

Discovery billed the event about as dramatically as one would expect, stating in a press release:

They are one of the fastest and most efficient predators on the planet: Sharks.