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Mets' deGrom done for the season
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Hollywood working professionals Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce. Did you know that? It's true. They're getting a divorce. Know who's not getting a divorce at this writing? Ambulatory plush dolls Mr. Met and his better half Mrs. Met. Plenty of couples won't be getting a divorce, but Mr. Met is the one who's presently engaging in marital triumphalism at the expense of Brangelina. Here, see for yourself ...
Look, Adolph (that's Mr. Met's first name), perhaps propping yourself up using the personal strife of others isn't the best look.