Dear Steve,
We can call you Steve? You seem like a Steve guy.
Congrats, we think, on buying the New York Mets, the dead shark in formaldehyde of baseball franchises.
You’ve gone from owning 8 percent of the boozy shark, about a tail fin’s worth, to almost all of it, and we Dorys are … are … we forget.
Ecstatic! Ecstatic, is what we are!
We are here to ensure you get the most out of your $2.475 billion. We’re very good at advising other people how to spend their money, because it’s easy and no matter what happens we can still pay our Netflix subscription.