A shark bit Warren Sapp, Hall of Fame defensive lineman and current lobster-grabber, on his arm. It's gross, but Sapp is fine and having fun with it. That's good.
But — was Sapp really bitten by a shark? Was something more insidious at play? Could one of Sapp's (many) nemeses dressed in a shark suit and have gone in search of revenge? Was it a "Jaws 4" situation down there in the Florida Keys? Gotta ask the question. The dude brings it out in people.
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— Tiki Barber and/or Michael Strahan.