With two penalty kicks within 13 minutes, Cristiano Ronaldo sent Luxembourg to the top of his hit list.
The all-time men's international scoring king padded his total with two early strikes from the spot in a one-sided World Cup qualifier on Tuesday, giving him eight goals in his career against Luxembourg—the most he's scored against any other country. Lithuania and Sweden shared the honors prior to Tuesday, conceding seven times apiece to Ronaldo.
But after Bernardo Silva was taken down in the box at the Estádio Do Algarve, Ronaldo brought the 94th-ranked team in the world level with them, and less than five minutes later, he was taken out in the box and converted again (having to re-take the kick after a teammate encroached into the box early on his initial try) to give the visiting nation the dubious honor.