The retired goat with only one horn is way too old for this, thank you very much.
West Point cadets misidentified their wanted Naval Academy goat while chasing down a trip in a paddock at a private farm near Annapolis, Maryland, ahead of the Army-Navy football game next month. The raid was part of the pre-game shenanigans and pranks — called "spirit missions" — that include attempts on each other's mascot.