The Toronto Blue Jays are moving to the United States, but they have no place to live. Pittsburgh won’t take them. It’s not clear where they will play. Sorry, guys. It’s nothing personal. This is just how America treats the homeless. Besides, this is only happening because Canada doesn’t want a bunch of freedom-loving Americans patriotically bringing them the coronavirus. Losers!
Welcome to the 2020 Major League Baseball Season-ette. It will last 60 games, unless it doesn’t. One team has no home. Every team has no fans. And the big question hovers above each ballpark like a completely wasted aerial advertisement: Did baseball botch this?