Welcome, everyone, to our seminar entitled “Offseason Instruction for Losing Franchises.” Please make your way through the breakfast buffet and help yourself to some complementary coffee and tea before we get started. No, Texans, you cannot trade all the danishes for a rumpled packet of Sweet N’ Low. You should hold on to the danish. Let that be a lesson to you moving forward.
If you are new to this space, welcome. This might be an unexpected down year brought on by a rash of injuries or an aging roster that you simply held on to for too long.