In the aftermath of Manchester United’s 2024-25 campaign, Ruben Amorim stepped onto the Old Trafford turf not to rally, but to repent. The final act of the season — a 2-0 victory over Aston Villa that bore all the consequence of a damp postscript — was followed by the kind of oration more suited to Sunday service than Sunday football.
“First of all I want to apologise for this season, we know you are really disappointed with the team,” said Amorim, microphone in hand, addressing the stadium with the solemnity of a man who has not merely lost games, but souls.