If you haven’t kept current with the developing (or devolving) situation in Washington and figuring out who’s going to be lining up under center this season, here’s a primer: It’s not great.
Choosing between a currently concussed and increasingly bad Robert Griffin III, Kirk Cousins, and Colt McCoy isn’t much of a choice at all, and doesn’t bode well for improving on last year’s plum awful 4-12 record. Anyways, all of this information is needed for you to really get the full-bodied laugh out of this comment Troy Aikman made during the coverage of the Redskins’ preseason game against the Baltimore Ravens:
“Somebody compared the Redskins to the Kardashians.