ESPN's Rick Reilly Tweets Abysmal, Offensive US Open Joke

We read a lot of absolutely terrible tweets, but ESPN's Rick Reilly just vomited up an all-timer.

German golfer Martin Kaymer has been crushing it at the U.S. Open, and currently sits eight shots ahead of the rest of the field. Reilly racked his brain for the best analogy to describe Kaymer's dominance...and then, somehow, landed on this:


Woof. We'll update you when the inevitable deletion + canned apology happens.



A bit longer than we thought it would take, but here it is:



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