Please don’t let my bosses in on the secret, but some columns write themselves.
This is one of them.
Mike Jacobs — Maumee kid, son of a Toledo football coach — returns after a prodigious 28-year odyssey to lead the Rockets.
Are you kidding?
It’s almost too perfect.
To be at the pomp-filled introductory news conference Friday at Savage Arena was to appreciate the magic of a homecoming scripted in football heaven.
How many college coaches get to start a dream job seven miles from their childhood home — where his overjoyed mom, Judy, still lives — with everyone from his pediatrician (longtime team doctor Roger Kruse) to some of his best friends from high school in the crowd?