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The Best Star Wars Jokes From Star Wars Night

Texas Tech had Star Wars Night at the USA yesterday. Here are the best Star Wars/Tech Basketball crossover jokes

Star Wars night and some insane basketball always makes for a good time. Here are the best Star Wars/TTU Basketball jokes from the VTM Slack chat and social media.

Brice Paterik:

Brice: We're looking like Battle Droids out there. Rigid, unoriginal, and occasionally comically bad.

Ryan Smith: more like battle droids playing Jar Jar

Brice: at least Jar Jar had some sick hops

I wish I could get proton torpedoed in the face to put me out of my misery

(first half blues)

Eric Linthicum:

Someone forgot to turn off the deflector shields around our basket

(first half blues)

I'm gonna link my own tweets in here, if you don't like it I really don't care, self plagiarism isn't against the law.