Ahh, the Big XII Media Days. A time to learn absolutely nothing about football and learn exactly how many stupid questions there are in the world. Here’s what will totally happen at every single media appearance at Big XII Media Days, in order.
Bob Bowlsby
Someone will ask ol’ Bobby Boy what his plans are for Big XII Expansion. Bowlsby will deflect as much as possible and say something dumb about One True Champion. A thousand takes on expansion will be launched after Bowlsby says one word.
Gary Patterson
The entire room will ask him about Baylor.