Oh, hey, guys I was just making a quilt out of Matt Harrison shirseys, what's going on?
Someone at the DMN likes Ralph Nader with a headline like Unsafe with Any Lead.
Ben Rowan is back in the majors because Joe Maddon, like George Clinton, loves the funk.
Joe Girardi praised Colby Lewis' outing last night, though I'd call "he pitched a pretty good game" a sort of bland nonstatement.
Let's poke Twitter with a pointy stick and see what Cole Hamels nonsense falls out.
Evan Grant has a recap of last night's game and some thoughts on Cole Hamels.