Baseball will never again dominate the America’s sports conscious, but a few things will keep the game healthy, including our innate lust for unhealthy, greasy, cheesy, fatty, delicious foods.
No sport kills diets better than a baseball game, which, despite its slow nature, remains fixed in our hearts because of a heart burn built on a fan experience that is a glorified picnic fueled by a deep fryer.
We join the gym, draw up a diet consisting of protein water and almonds, and pledge that this Monday it’s going to be different; attending a baseball game will eject all of those good intentions, plans and efforts.