A brief chat with Joey Gallo about his new, added duty as the Texas Rangers' backup center fielder evolved into my longstanding belief that newspapers should begin permitting curse words in print.
The big ones.
Gallo, who has very casually used one when talking about what would have to happen for him to actually play center in place of Delino DeShields, was fully supportive of newspapers going blue.
The writers couldn't use curse words under my plan. For instance, a writer couldn't go all Samantha Bee or use a curse word as a modifier.