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Pudge deserves to have his name called for Hall of Fame

From Jose Canseco, thanks to Twitter over the past months, I have learned the following:

“Yes. Time travel is possible. Will explain later.”

“Al Gore was ahead of his time. I miss him. Rest in peace buddy.” (the former vice-president is still alive)

“If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that.”

“I will come out with a new product soon that stops the aging process by 40% and it’s totally legal.”

And my personal favorite from the ex-Ranger slugger who once bounced a home run off his noggin:

“I actually died overnight and came back to life.