So all it took for the Rangers to figure out how to hit was to bring in the dude-ist bro I’ve maybe ever seen?
Well, slap on the baby oil, get a nice tan in, grab your gold chains, tear a few sleeves, and get those biceps shredded baby because the Derek Dietrich Rangers are 1-0 and are scoring seven runs per game as Texas completed a full comeback win after trailing 4-0 into the sixth inning.
With the win, believe it or not, the Rangers are a victory away from being back .