The Texas Rangers scored five runs but the Anaheim Angels scored eight runs.
Yeah, I don’t want to spend my time writing about this game at midnight. If you didn’t watch but you want to know what happened — you don’t, trust me — just glance to the first line up there and move on.
The scoreboard says that the Rangers committed two errors tonight and buddy let me tell you, this is only correct in the most technical sense. We might not have perceived a number high enough as a species yet to count the number of miscues that Texas produced in this one.