The Texas Rangers scored one run, Joey Gallo hit one home run, and the New York Yankees scored seven runs.
Gallo wanted to stay in Texas. The Rangers traded him anyway and made him cry. It’s only fair that he goes upper tank against these chumps during his new team’s push to play in October.
The loss puts the Rangers at a season-worst 41 games below .500 and gives them only three more losses this season to work with if they want to avoid their first 100-loss season since less than a handful of years from when man first walked on the moon.