The Texas Rangers scored a bountiful two runs while the Detroit Tigers scored an unfathomable four runs.
At least the Rangers scored one more run tonight than they had in their previous four games combined.
At least the game breezed by in just under two and a half hours.
At least it wasn’t a twice blanked doubleheader.
At least it wasn’t 14-0.
At least.
Tank Update: The Rangers are a season-worst 26 games below .500 which still can’t yet touch the depths of the Arizona Diamondbacks’ 30-68 mark.