The Texas Rangers scored two runs but the Baltimore Orioles scored seven runs.
Have we considered that the Rangers can now only beat the Philadelphia Phillies after someone at 734 Stadium Dr stumbled upon an enchanted monkey’s paw?
Whatever the case may be, they should consider asking the Los Angeles Dodgers for the Andrew Heaney owner’s manual.
The premise for this season is that the Rangers bought a rotation that will make them competitive as long as it is healthy. Heaney, in his debut with Texas, allowed seven runs in just 2 2⁄3 innings of work and looked more like the guy who labored through seasons with the fake Los Angeles team in Anaheim than the one that allowed just 25 runs all of last season with the Dodgers.