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The 2018 Texas Backcourt

What a difference a year makes. Well, a year, and a legitimate point guard. The offense wasn’t spectacular but it was significantly more efficient than the year before. You may have missed the efficiency gains on account of Texas playing offensive basketball at a pace that resembled the plot of ‘Speed’ if Keanu Reeves had gotten to the bus before it activated the bomb. It’s a special kind of slow when a team plays noticeably slower than Kansas State; during games Bruce Weber could be seen locking eyes with Shaka Smart and repeatedly gesturing to his Apple watch, which I assume had an alert for an appointment to visit a museum dedicated to drying paint because that seems like the kind of boring-ass hobby Bruce Weber would love.