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Texas Pregamer: West Virginia

OK, can we just put this to rest already? WVU, you are not our rival. You are not even the rival that we tell everyone isn’t a rival but still cackle gleefully when they nearly lose to the Miami Dolphins of the SEC. Wooooooo pig eie-eeee-eeeeeeeeeeeheee (or whatever sound a dolphin makes). The Mountaineers of Morgantown (the Arlington of the Appalachians) have slapped the ‘rival’ label onto the Longhorns despite the fact that we think about them so little that I forgot this Pregamer was even due until an hour before publishing time. It’s really just a case of redirected rival angst though.