Texas Pregamer: Sugar Bowl: Georgia

Happy New Year and welcome to 2019! Your gift to begin this new year is a match up with the number 5 (number 3) Georgia Bulldogs. So inject those Kyler tears into your veins and gird your underdawg loins because this one is going to be a literal dawgfight. Our opponent is led by Kirby Smart--my handle from the Smash Bros N64 days--and his 12 dollar Sports Clip haircut. That’s right, Mr. Smart’s contract stipulates that a healthy percentage of his compensation comes in the form of $5 off MVP Cut coupons. And yes, Kirby absolutely walks in wearing his visor and Shayleigh just cuts around it.

But don’t let the everyman haircut fool you, Longhorns. As the Dawgs will be quick to tell you, if they…