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Texas Pregamer: Sugar Bowl: Georgia

Happy New Year and welcome to 2019! Your gift to begin this new year is a match up with the number 5 (number 3) Georgia Bulldogs. So inject those Kyler tears into your veins and gird your underdawg loins because this one is going to be a literal dawgfight. Our opponent is led by Kirby Smart--my handle from the Smash Bros N64 days--and his 12 dollar Sports Clip haircut. That’s right, Mr. Smart’s contract stipulates that a healthy percentage of his compensation comes in the form of $5 off MVP Cut coupons. And yes, Kirby absolutely walks in wearing his visor and Shayleigh just cuts around it.