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Texas Pregamer: Iowa State

Annnnnnnd we’re back!

Apologies for the hiatus, we were finding ourselves after the devastating OSU loss dashed our chances at a CFP spot. It probably shouldn’t have taken so long, as we unsurprisingly found ourselves unconscious next to countless empty bottles of G2 and Vodka, with explicit sharpie drawings of the Thai Two-Step drawn on our faces that would make Anthony Weiner blush (but still text to various co-eds anyway). But Zach Smith digresses.

Iowa State this week! The Ethanol Egomaniacs.