Barking Carnival · Sep 10, 2017
Shooting From the Hip: Texas 56 SJSU 0
Texas started the game in front of seventy(?) thousand enthusiastic fans, a caffeined-up Lowell Galindo and some of the cardboard cutouts from the first season of American Gladiators. But they sang the Eyes in front of a lot more Longhorns than they did last week. Tom Herman notched his first win on the 40 by hanging half a hundred on San Jose State.
There’s no mulligan rule in college football, is there?
I kinda want a mulligan rule.
Offense
Q: How do you take a bunch of Spartans from looking like this in the first quarter:
To this in the fourth?
A: You run the fuck out of the football.