NOW HIRING: ACADEMIC ASSISTANCE CONSULTANT

HIRING: ACADEMIC ASSISTANCE CONSULTANT

JOB CODE: 20ACT4NCAA

Position: Academic Assistance Consultant

Length of employment: Temporary position. About four hours.

Requirements: Solid mastery of high school geometry, Algebra, Algebra II, natural sciences and the liberal arts. Candidate must be willing to take a moderately challenging academic test. Candidate must be willing to do just OK on it. But not too badly, either. If the candidate feels they are doing too well, take a brief nap or doodle on some scratch paper. Don't be a show-off. No one likes that. This isn't about you.

Compensation: Via anonymous slush fund. Ideal candidate would be willing to accept payment in Jamba Juice cards and Bed,…