I forgot to mention that OU sucks

Quality of life is determined by the number of delicious moments you savor before your time on earth comes to an end.

Inside the food court at the State Fair of Texas, I had a Fletcher’s Corn Dog, fried ribs, and several cold beverages from beautifully crafted wax cups, but I don’t think any of the aforementioned tasted as delicious as being right.

Man, do I love being right. Being right, especially when it comes to predicting a Texas Longhorns win over the Oklahoma Sooners, is the delicious moment equivalent to momma’s cooking — it just doesn’t get any better than that.

But before I dive into all the ways I was right, because there were several, let’s rewind the clock to last Thursday. During…