OK, it’s the time of year where we play our hated cross-conference rival scu (see what I did there?). It’s finally a rivalry where the Aggies can claim a lopsided superiority against our phallically nicknamed foes, having not dropped a game to them since joining the SEC, or ever for that matter. Aggies should still be wary of this game, these Cocks beat UGA.
Everyone loves a dick joke, and if you don’t; here’s your trigger warning. The mascot we’re playing is the Gamecock. The three-bar hat of choice of future douchebag frat guys in the late ’90s was the one that said “COCKS” on it because of course it was.