HEY! ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN? Well, I sure am. Let’s crack the cellophane on our shiny new $75 million coach and go beat the hell outta a double-directional state university on a Thursday night.
The Aggies are lining up against multi-directional Northwestern State from Natchitoches (Nac-A-Tish) Louisiana. Come at me with your correct pronunciation on Twitter, I’m always trying to improve my articulation. Here’s the dish... on Natchitoches.
According to Wikipedia, the Natchitoches National Fish Hatchery (GREAT bluegrass band name, btw), handles “over six species of fish and other wildlife.” You can just say “eight,” y’all.