Good morning. I’m sure everyone saw this yesterday.
[leans over, whispers loudly]
Y’all ever get the feeling we’re overthinking this shit?
[resumes speaking in normal voice]
What I mean specifically is, [inhales deep breath]
Do you ever wonder if, in their quest to make Aggie Football an extremely marketable product, viable in all conditions, sanitized and appealing to the maximum number of potential consumers, all while still generating the peak amount of revenue imaginable, that the clunky bureaucracy behind the giant maroon curtain pulling these strings has forgotten completely that football is just a dumb game played for sheer joy by kids?