Happy Saturday! You are most likely watching college football right now at this moment, which means you’re focused on a couple things: imbibing in your favorite eats and drinks, and getting mad as hell about Targeting.
Nothing’s perfect. But at the same time, nothing’s as infuriating as having a game interrupted—or worse, decided—by inconsistently-enforced, nebulous rules. We take that back, there is something that infuriating: listening to smug TV announcers ramble on like lawyers they saw on a primetime show.
Well, how do we solve it? Perhaps we cannot figure this out alone. We took to Google Translate, our faithful guide when the universe throws such mysteries at us.