You know what time it is. It’s winding down on the end of May and we need some stuff to get HOT about. Spring Game attendance smack was so last month. Recruiting shit-talking is on the shelf now for a good while, albeit ready to be pulled off at a moment’s notice by the legions of drooling, goateed, teen-@’ing, jersey-wearing manchildren that man Recruiting Twitter. No, when we need a good dose of indignation just before the summer kicks in, we just spin the Wheel of Outrage and let it land on....
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