Welcome to one of the dumbest weeks of college football. This is the time where otherwise more-or-less rational humans go absolutely insane over the whims of high school kids. Your loving editorial staff has always been on record in thinking that recruiting is by far the weirdest, most awkward, and annoying phase of college football. But we know some of y’all really love this shit for whatever reason, so this year, as a special challenge, we have identified the five greatest things about national signing day:
5) #INDUSTRY-on-#INDUSTRY TWITTER SLAPFIGHTS. You know what’s worse than grown men somehow making a living off reporting the whims of high school kids?