"I like George Jones, Willie and Waylon
I think Kris and Merle are songwriting saviors
Townes Van Zandt, he died to soon
But now he's up there with Hank
And they're both fightin' the Nashville Blues"
- Cory Morrow
WHERE WE BOWLIN'? In a little over two weeks, we'll know where the Texas Aggie gridironers are headed for the holidays. Prognosticators are prognosticating because #content. Here are the premature predictions on where EXPERTS think we're going:
| EXPERT | BOWL | CITY | OPPONENT | DATE |
| Jerry Palm (adult film name), CBS Sports | Belk | Charlotte | Virginia Tech | December 30 |
| Mark Schlabach, ESPN | Texas | Houston | Texas Tech | December 29 |
| Brett McMurphy, ESPN | Music City | Nashville | Virginia Tech | December 30 |
| Stewart Mandell, FOX Sports | Texas | Houston | Texas Tech | December 29 |
| Jason Kirk (only chill expert), SB Nation | Texas | Houston | Texas Tech | December 29 |
| Zac Ellis, Sports Illustrated | Belk | Charlotte | Florida State | December 30 |
| Brad Crawford, Saturday Down South (wretched) | Texas | Houston | Texas Tech | December 29 |
| Pete Fiutak, Campus Insiders | Texas | Houston | Texas Tech | December 29 |
That's a lot of TECHS!