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Daily Bull 10.17.16: IT’S ALABAMA WEEK PAWWWWLLLLL

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Alabama did things to Tennessee this past weekend that should be outlawed in all but the remotest of Smoky Mountain hollers. Vols fans will want to tie this game to a pile of cinder blocks and sink it in the river behind the stadium after dousing it with gallons of cheap Tennessee whiskey and setting it on fire. It’s now illegal to name a child “Lane” in the State of Tennessee. The smoldering remnants of this game sent Butch Jones’ team into a nine-spot free-fall in the AP Poll. If the pixie dust ran out last weekend at Kyle Field, Saturday they were scraping together stray grains of salt and pepper from a sticky Waffle House tabletop in the hopes that it would fuel their luck engine enough to pick up one or two positive rushing yards here and there.