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TRICK QUESTION: NO SUCH THING
ITS BYE WEEKEND. BUT THERE'S NO TIME TO CALM DOWN. FOR THOSE WHO GET TO USE THIS WEEKEND TO REST AND RELAX I AM ENVIOUS. THE REST OF US GET TO/HAVE TO GO TO WEDDINGS. AND IT'S COOL-I'M GLAD THAT THEY PLANNED WEDDINGS ON THE BYE WEEKEND AND DIDN'T MAKE US MAKE THE DECISION NOT TO ATTEND AT ALL. AND IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE LOVED ONES GET HITCHED, BUT YEAH. BYE WEEKENDS ARE FOR WEDDINGS.
BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU STAYING HOME AND NETFLIXING AND CHILLING OR WHATEVER THE KIDS DO NOWADAYS YOUR THEME SONG IS SAVE DAT MONEY BY LIL DICKY.