Everyone's overrated and it's all a big joke.
(The following is self-deprecating satire. You might will probably hate it, and that's fine.)
Howdy. I SAID HOWDY. The other day, USA Today released the very first Coaches' Poll of 2015 and of course our Fightin' Texas Aggies were snubbed because the entire media and every other coach and SID and football staff member has it in for us. The only real recourse is indignation, so to save the time and energy required to read all of the Insular Aggie Internet, we've distilled it into a brief synopsis for each ranked team.