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Mailbag: Summarizing the First Few Days of the French Open...in a Poem

PARIS — It’s Wednesday, which means mailbag day…so let’s do some quick Q/A.

But first, here’s my conversation with Lindsay Davenport on the Beyond the Baseline podcast.

Jon,

I’ve been finishing a project at work and have only seen a little bit of the French Open. What do I need to know so far?
Mark T., Columbus, Ohio

• Well….in 10 nursery rhyme sentences:

Rafael Nadal has set an impossible bar;

With grandma in the backseat, Marco Trungellitti had to drive far,

Serena Williams played in the suit of a cat;

The defending women’s champ has already gone splat

Zopp beat Sock in a match, onomatopoetic

Djokovic looked solid, and in no way splenetic

“Lucky loser” is a cruel designation

But it’s a subset with an abnormally large population

Sharapova can fight—that we all knew

No major upsets, we’re on to round two….