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This is a tale of a man that was dumb. He knew not what he did, nor the opportunity he blew when young Harry Douglas offered him 2 tickets to tonight's footballing match in the City of Kansas in Missouri. He said "I can't make the drive, and my brother won't drive 2 measly hours to watch the game and maybe get Mariota's autograph." So the man declined the free tickets against the better judgement of a person with common sense.
The man became sad. He realized that if he left work slightly early the next day he would be able to make the game.