I freaking hate the Longhorns. I hate how entitled they are, how quickly they tell us that TCU is little brother despite the trajectories of both programs veering in completely opposite directions since UT last won a meaningful game (in 2005). I hate how they can sign basically any player in the state despite the fact that they have done nothing but turn five star talents into two star players for most of the last decade. I hate that they ran off Mack Brown, then looked for any reason to do the same to Charlie Strong, and now have put all their hopes into fairy dust connoisseur Tom Herman, who apparently spent more time sledge-hammering lockers than putting together a game plan.
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