An open letter to a certain transfer quarterback.

Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty ImagesAuthor’s note: Open letters are the most pernicious form of online writing, a lazy template used to make an article seem more meaningful and heartfelt than it actually is. I hate them.

With that said, here is an open letter to a certain transfer quarterback.

Dear Jalen Hurts,

Rumors are swirling that you’re interested in attending Texas Christian University for graduate school, and possibly playing a little football on the side. Rumors are flying that TCU is very interested in you coming to Fort Worth as well. Rumors are [insert other cliche verb here] that TCU fans are extremely fired up about that happening, and through conversations I’ve had, I can…