When I opened up the Off-season Suggestion Box for our community to inform the Rays of the "moves" they should make this winter, I'm not sure what I expected. No less than thirteen people suggested the Rays "move" to Montreal, and four people wanted to trade Longoria, and there were plenty of other confounding ideas.
As I threatened to do, I have a personal "reasonableness" test I've decided to invoke on all the ideas herein. While it would have been fun to trade Souza for Schwarber, that's a nonsensical proposal, and most people actually tried. It's not fair to their submissions or my time to let this article get shipwrecked by impossible ideas.