With Star Wars – The Rise of Skywalker coming out, it is time for the obligatory, topical comparison article of the current pop-culture “thing” and how we can relate it to Tampa Bay Rays baseball. This time I’m going to use the whole AL East.
Charlie Morton is like Obi-Wan Kenobi. When he is standing on the pitcher’s mound, he has the high ground.
Jacoby Ellsbury is like Jar Jar Binks, management deeply regrets both decisions.
Gerrit Cole is like George Lucas.