When I found out that I was recapping a Chris Sale vs Matt Andriese start, I was less than thrilled. What’s there to recap? It could read like a madlibs book.
(Blank) struck out helplessly to the Cy Young contender.
Sale tore through (Blank) like he tears through throwback jerseys.
Then the Rays lineup for tonight’s game was unveiled, and boy oh boy was it a doozy. This was former DFA’d role player bonanza: You got your Puello, you got your Espinoza, and you got your Plouffe. Even Peter Bourjos got into the starting lineup.