Rays 3, A's 0: DeJesus is a pretty good baseballman

Rays take first place on the back of the outfielder that nobody wanted.Alex Colome was a (horse pun)

So, the first inning was weird. Not Twilight Zone weird, necessarily. More like David Lynch-weird, where something is off about it but it's hard to pin down exactly what. I'm not entirely sure why Billy Burns didn't score on a flyball to center. After tripling on a flyball that flew over Souza's head (not his fault, he was positioned way in for the .038 ISO guy) Burns ended up on third with his first career 3B, breathing harder than Dennis Hopper in a respirator.

It was a whole new world for Burns at third base. The field does look so different from the left side of the diamond. Burns likely…