Are you having a nice evening?
Did you spend some time outdoors today, perhaps? Maybe you went to the beach, or maybe you did yard work. I don’t know what you did, but it kept you from watching this game, and for that, I salute you. Your night was better than ours. Don’t keep reading. Go back outside, I implore you. Watch a sunset. Have a cold beer if that’s your thing. Don’t subject yourself to the chronicle that follows.
Here there be dragons. Or at the very least, a lot of soft contact singles that ruin games.